In a London Bus

Lady. Conductor, shall we soon come to house No. 5 in Oxford Street?

Conductor. Yes, madam, we shall be there in ten minutes.

Conductor (in ten minutes). Here you are, madam, here is your house. Shall I stop the bus?

Lady. Oh, thank you very much. I don’t want to get off. I only wanted to show my little dog the house where he was born.