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Шутки (уровень A1 Elementary)

		Isn’t Mary Funny? 4.3
		Is Jack Ill? 4.1
		Funny Story 1 4.5
		Funny Story 2 4
		Where is My Ticket? 4.7
		The Proud Father 4.2
		In the Train 4.2
		Buying Cakes 4.3
		Bobby Likes Ice-Cream 4.5
		Bobby Has a Brother 4.9
		Bobby Thinks a Tortoise is Happy 4.8
		Bobby Wants to Change His Name 4.9
		Bobby Wants to Be a Gorilla 4.6
		What are Good Table Manners! 4.9
		Bobby's Father is a Teacher 4.7
		Why Must I Wash My Hands! 4.5
		At the Doctor's 4.5
		Bobby Kills the Fly 5
		Why Does Bobby's Brother Cry? 5
		Bobby's Father Has Cut His Finger 4.9
		Bobby Looks in the Mirror 4.8
		Why Do Men Wear Mustaches! 4.8
		Bobby at Table 4.9
		Bobby Sees His First Snake 5
		Mother, May I Go Out to Swim? 4.9
		Bobby Does Not Want to Get Older 4.9
		Arithmetic, Apples and Oranges 4.5
		Larry Does Not Want to Go to School 4.9
		Ten Hours Over a History Book 4.8
		Jokes 4.8
		A New Discovery 4.8
		A Brave Hunter 4.8
		A Lucky Explorer 4.8
		You Hammer Like Lightning 4.8
		English Humor part 1 4.8
		English Humor part 2 4.9
		English Humor part 3 4.8
		English Humor part 4 4.8
		Time for Fun 5
		English Humor part 5 4.5
		English Humor part 6 4.5
		Mr. and Mrs. Brown 4.9
		A 3 Years Old Boy and a Pregnant Woman 4.9
		Nick is Hungry 4.8
		Why Take It Home? 4.8
		A Sad Story 4.9
		Remember: Every Little Word Helps 4.8
		I Understand It, Sir 4.5
		Jack Brown Speaking 4.5
		Who was His Friend? 4.9
		At the Lesson 5
		I Didn’t Lose It 4.8
		Where Did You Get It? 4.9
		A Picture of a Mushroom 4.8
		He Shot Them All 4.5
		He Turned the Horse Round 4.9
		Which of You Three? 4.9
		Why is It Looking at Him? 4.9
		It was His Notebook 4.9
		The Best Jumper 5
		How Late I Am! 4.8
		All Right! 4.9
		I Am Asleep Already 4.8
		Where to Cut the Cheese? 4.9
		Who Has Lost It? 4.8
		Don’t Send Him to School! 4.9
		An Old Cake 4.9
		Cut It Longer! 4.9
		Have You Been Married 4.8
		He is the First 4.8
		How Much is the Zoo? 4.9
		He is Waiting for His Secretary 4.9
		He Didn’t Get Anything 4.9
		Where is the First One? 4.9
		Nobody Will Believe Me 4.8
		Send Me My Address 4.7
		A Busy Writer 4.8
		Open the Window 4.8
		A Busy Man 4.9
		Which Foot to Take 4.9
		A "Good" Boy 4.9
		A Birthday Cake 5
		I Must Go 4.9
		Do They Speak English, Too? 4.8
		It was Only a Man 4.5
		In a Bus 4.5
		A Bear and a Hare 4.5
		I Shall Do It 4.5
		Tell Me a Story, Please! 4.8
		What Happens When We Make Mistakes 4.8
		In a London Bus 4.9
		About Dolphins 4.8
		Dolphin As a Player 4.9
		School Jokes I 4.8
		School Jokes II 4.8
		Mother and Daughter 4.8
		Funny Jim 5
		Funny Pete 4.8
		Funny Jokes I 4.9
		Funny Jokes II 4.9
		Funny Jokes III 5
		Tommy at School 4.9
		Tommy and His Friend 4.8
		Tell Me, Tommy, Please 4.8
		King George the Fourth 5
		I Know My Lesson 5
		Who is the Laziest Person in Your Class? 4.8
		At Breakfast 4.9
		Which is Brighter? 4.8
		What Happened to You? 4.9
		Can’t You Taste It, Sir? 4.9
		Sit Still! 4.9
		A Clever Answer 5
		He Liked the Cake 4.8
		Now Run Away! 4.8
		She Could Help Him, But … 4.8
		A Nice Man 4.8
		How He Made Them Run 4.9
		Who Knows? 4.8
		Why They Had Masks On 4.9
		Who Started It? 4.7
		Waiter, I Can’t Eat This Soup 4.8
		Old and Young 4.8
		Daddy and Son 4.8
		Difficult Work 5