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Шутки (уровень A1 Elementary)

		Isn’t Mary funny? 3.8
		Is Jack ill? 0.5
		Funny story 1
		Funny story 2
		Where is my ticket? 4.5
		The proud father 4.5
		In the train 5
		Buying cakes 4
		Bobby likes ice-cream 4.3
		Bobby has a brother
		Bobby thinks a tortoise is happy
		Bobby wants to change his name
		Bobby wants to be a gorilla
		What are good table manners!
		Bobby's father is a teacher
		Why must I wash my hands!
		At the doctor's
		Bobby kills the fly
		Why does Bobby's brother cry?
		Bobby's father has cut his finger
		Bobby looks in the mirror
		Why do men wear moustaches!
		Bobby at table
		Bobby sees his first snake
		Mother, may I go out to swim?
		Bobby does not want to get older
		Arithmetic, apples and oranges
		Larry does not want to go to school
		Ten hours over a history book
		Jokes
		A new discovery
		A brave hunter
		A lucky explorer
		You hammer like lightning
		English humor
		English humor
		English humor
		English humor
		Time for fun
		English humor
		English humor
		Mr. and Mrs. Brown
		A 3 years old boy and a pregnant woman
		Nick Is Hungry
		Why Take It Home?
		A Sad Story
		Remember: Every Little Word Helps
		I Understand It, Sir
		Jack Brown Speaking
		Who Was His Friend?
		At The Lesson
		I Didn’t Lose It
		Where Did You Get It?
		A Picture Of A Mushroom
		He Shot Them All
		He Turned The Horse Round
		Which Of You Three?
		Why Is It Looking At Him?
		It Was His Notebook
		The Best Jumper
		How Late I Am!
		All Right!
		I Am Asleep Already
		Where To Cut The Cheese?
		Who Has Lost It?
		Don’t Send Him To School!
		An Old Cake
		Cut It Longer!
		Have You Been Married
		He Is The First
		How Much Is The Zoo?
		He Is Waiting For His Secretary
		He Didn’t Get Anything
		Where Is The First One?
		Nobody Will Believe Me
		Send Me My Address
		A Busy Writer
		Open The Window
		A Busy Man
		Which Foot To Take
		A "Good" Boy
		A Birthday Cake
		I Must Go
		Do They Speak English, Too?
		It Was Only A Man
		In A Bus
		A Bear And A Hare
		I Shall Do It
		Tell Me A Story, Please!
		What Happens When We Make Mistakes
		In A London Bus
		About Dolphins
		Dolphin As A Player
		School Jokes I
		School Jokes II
		Mother and Daughter
		Funny Jim
		Funny Pete
		Funny Jokes I
		Funny Jokes II
		Funny Jokes III
		Tommy at School
		Tommy And His Friend
		Tell Me, Tommy, Please
		King George The Fourth
		I Know My Lesson
		Who Is The Laziest Person In Your Class?
		At Breakfast
		Which Is Brighter?
		What Happened To You?
		Can’t You Taste It, Sir?
		Sit Still!
		A Clever Answer
		He Liked The Cake
		Now Run Away!
		She Could Help Him, But …
		A Nice Man
		How He Made Them Run
		Who Knows?
		Why They Had Masks On
		Who Started It? 4.5
		Waiter, I Can’t Eat This Soup
		Old and young
		Daddy And Son
		Difficult Work