Funny Conversations

ARTIST AND VISITOR

ARTIST: That is a cow grazing, sir.

VISITOR: Where is the grass?

ARTIST: The cow has eaten it.

VISITOR: But where is the cow?

ARTIST: Why do you think she would stay here after eating all the grass?

* * *

AT A SMALL RAILWAY STATION

MAN (to station-master): When does the next westbound train arrive?

STATION-MASTER: At 3 p.m.

MAN: And the next eastbound train?

STATION-MASTER: At 4 p.m.

MAN: And the next northbound train?

STATION-MASTER: It arrives at 6 p.m.

MAN: And the southbound train?

STATION-MASTER: Oh, it left two hours ago.

MAN: Well, I guess it’s safe to cross the tracks now.