English Humor part 2

TEA OR COFFEE!

A man was having breakfast in an English hotel. He took a drink from his cup and then said to the waiter, “Is this tea or coffee?”

“Can’t you tell the difference, sir, by the taste?”

“No,” said the man. “I can’t.”

“Well,” said the waiter, “if you can’t tell the difference, what does it matter which it is?”

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A CLEVER WAITER

A man in a restaurant noticed that the waiter had brought him a cup of coffee without a spoon.

“This coffee is very hot to stir with my finger,” said the man.

A short time later the waiter came back to the table with another cup of coffee.

“Maybe this isn’t so hot, sir,” he said.

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THE FLY IN THE CUP

WOMAN (in a restaurant): Miss, there is a fly in the bottom of my cup. What does that mean?

WAITRESS: I don’t know! I’m a waitress — not a fortune-teller!