Daddy and Son

Son: Daddy, do you think people can live on the moon?

Father: I think they can.

Son: But if they can live on the moon, where do they go when the moon is very, very small?

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Freddy: Pa, I must tell you something now. I am sure you will be happy to learn it.

Father: Well, out with it, sonny.

Freddy: You will not get me any new books next year.

Father: How so?

Freddy: I’ll stay another year in the 6th form.

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Dad: Son, didn’t you give me your word to be a good boy?

Son: Yes, Dad.

Dad: And didn’t I give you my word to teach you a good lesson if you weren’t?

Son: Yes, Dad. But I have broken my word, so you may break your word too.