Laughs with the Dentist

Dentist: What’s the matter? I haven’t touched your tooth yet.

Man (in the dentist’s chair): No, but you are standing on my foot.

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“I couldn’t sleep at night. The dog barked and you talked.”

“Do you think it will be better if I bark and the dog talks?”

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“Why are you crying?”

“My brother fell into the river.”

“Then why is it that you are crying and not him?”

“First I laughed, and then he beat me.”