Funny Pete

“Pete, why aren’t you swimming today?”

“I don’t want to. The water is very wet today.”

* * *

Pete. Mike, what is Ann doing?

Mike. She is skating if the ice is thick. But if the ice is thin, she is swimming.

* * *

“Pete, you mustn’t go to Victor’s house. He is a bad boy.”

“All right, Mother. Then he will come to see me.”