School Jokes

Teacher: What kind of noun is “trousers”?

Pupil: An uncommon noun because it is singular on top and plural at the bottom.

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Teacher: Did any of you read any plays by Shakespeare?

Pupil: I did. I read two plays. They were "Romeo" and "Juliet."

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Teacher: Who can say a few words about Robinson Crusoe?

Pupil: I can. Robinson Crusoe was a great singer who lived on an island.