He Didn’t Get Anything

The man on the bridge asked the fisherman, “How much fish have you?”

“Twenty-five, I think,” was the answer.

“Do you know who I am?” asked the man. “I am the king here. So I tell you to give me your fish!”

“And do you know who I am?” asked the fisherman.

“No, I don’t.”

“I am the biggest liar here.”