English Humor part 3

WE KNOW EVERYTHING

“My father and I know everything in the world,” said a small boy to his friend.

“All right,” said his friend. “Where’s Asia?”

It was a difficult question, but the little boy answered quickly:

“That is one of the questions my father knows.”

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AFTER THE BIRTHDAY PARTY

MOTHER: I hope you didn’t take a second piece of cake at yesterday’s birthday party?

DICK: No. I took two pieces the first time.