School Jokes

IS THE EARTH ROUND?

TEACHER: What’s the shape of the earth?

JOHNNY: It’s round.

TEACHER: How do you know it is round, Johnny?

JOHNNY: All right, it’s square, then. I don’t want to start an argument about it.

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WHAT CONTAINS MILK?

TEACHER: Tommy, name five things that contain milk.

TOMMY: Butter, cheese, ice cream, and two cows.

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TEACHER: What is the surest way to keep milk from souring?

PUPIL: Leave it in the cow.