A Lucky Explorer

AFRICAN EXPLORER: One fine day, not very long ago, I went out unarmed for a walk when suddenly I found myself face to face with a big tiger.

FRIEND: How awful! What did you do?

AFRICAN EXPLORER: I looked at him, put my hands in my pockets, said, “What will be, will be,” turned round, and went home.

FRIEND: And didn’t the tiger rush at once on you?

AFRICAN EXPLORER: He couldn’t. It was at the Zoo.