I Understand It, Sir

An American who has come to England is trying to tell Tommy how great America is.

AMERICAN: Well, Tommy, America is great. It is one of the greatest countries in the world. You know, if you board a train in Texas in the morning, next morning you will still be in Texas. Do you understand it, Tommy?”

TOMMY: Yes, sir. I understand it. We have such bad trains in England, too.