English Humor part 5

A GOOD RIVER

BOY: Is it a good river for fish?

FISHERMAN: Must be. I can’t make any of them come out.

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WHAT IS A NET!

TEACHER: Can anyone tell me what a fishing net is made of?

LITTLE BOY: It’s made of many little holes tied together with a string.

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JOHNNY WANTED TO GO FISHING

MOTHER: If you wanted to go fishing, why didn’t you come and ask me first?

JOHNNY: Because I wanted to go fishing.