Time for Fun

WHAT HAVE YOU PLANTED IN THE GARDEN?

DICK: Have you planted anything in your garden yet?

NICK: Only my watch, fountain-pen, and seven pencils.

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STRANGE ANTS

FIRST LITTLE BOY: Aren’t ants strange little things? They work and work, and never play.

SECOND LITTLE BOY: Oh, I don’t know about that. Every time I go on a picnic, they are always there.

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TOO FAR

STEVE: Why does an ostrich have such a long neck?

TED: Because its head is so far from its body, I guess.