English Humor part 4

JIM WAS GOING TO HAVE HIS MUSIC LESSON

Jim and his mother were waiting for Jim’s music teacher.

MOTHER: Did you wash your hands?

JIM: Yes.

MOTHER: And your face?

JIM: Yes, Mother.

MOTHER: And did you wash behind your ears?

JIM: On my side I did, Mother.

* * *

PLAYING ELEPHANTS

JIM: Mother, we’re going to play elephants at the Zoo. Will you help us?

MOTHER: What can I do?

JIM: You can be the lady who gives them nuts and sweets.