Sports Jokes

A BOXER AND A TRAINER

TRAINER (after the first lesson): Now, do you have any questions?

BOXER: Yes, how much does your correspondence course cost?

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HIGH TEMPERATURE

The champion was told that he had a temperature.

“How high is it, doctor?” he wanted to know.

“One hundred and one,” said the doctor.

“And what’s the world record?” asked the champion.

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VICTIM OF FOOTBALL

FIRST WOMAN: My son is in bed, a victim of football.

SECOND WOMAN: But I didn’t even know he played the game.

FIRST WOMAN: He doesn't play. But he is a football fan. He strained his voice at the match last Saturday.

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A CLEVER IDEA

OLD LADY (seeing tug-of-war for the first time): Wouldn’t it be simpler, dear, for them to get a knife and cut the rope?