Family Jokes

TOMMY'S BIRTHDAY

MOTHER: You are five today. Happy birthday to you!

TOMMY: Thank you, Mama.

MOTHER: Would you like to have a cake with five candles on it for your birthday party?

TOMMY: I think I’d better have five cakes and one candle, Mama.

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A BRAVE GIRL

AUNT ANN: Well, Nelly, were you brave at the dentist?

NELLY: Yes, Auntie, I was.

AUNT ANN: Then here is the sweet I promised you. And now tell me what he did to you.

NELLY: He pulled out two of Willie’s teeth.

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THE FIRST VISIT TO THE ZOO

It was Frankie’s first visit to the zoo.

“What do you think of the animals?” asked his father.

After looking at the animals carefully, the boy answered,

“I think the kangaroo and the elephant should swap tails.”

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OUT OF THE DOG'S PLATE

VISITOR: Why is your dog watching me so closely while I eat?

HOST: Maybe it’s because you are eating from his plate.