English Humor part 1

A READY ANSWER

FARMER: What are you doing up in that tree, boy?

BOY: One of your apples fell down, and I’m trying to put it back.

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TWO MACHINES INSTEAD OF ONE

SHOP-GIRL: This machine will do half your work.

CUSTOMER: All right, I’ll take two!

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HOW MIKE BROKE HIS ARM

JACK: How did you break your arm?

MIKE: Do you see those stairs over there?

JACK: Yes.

MIKE: Well, I didn’t.