Funny School Answers

WHAT IS IGNORANCE!

TEACHER: Willie, how do you define ignorance?

WILLIE: It’s when you don’t know something and somebody finds it out.

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THE RESULT

TEACHER: If your brother has five apples and you take two from him, what will be the result?

BOBBY: He will beat me.

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HOW TO DIVIDE A POTATO

TEACHER: If I take a potato and divide it into two parts, then into four parts, and each of the four parts into two parts, what shall I have?

LITTLE TOMMY: Potato salad.

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FROM MONDAY TILL FRIDAY

TEACHER: This is the fifth time I have punished you this week. What have you to say?

BOY: I’m glad it’s Friday, sir.

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SEVEN COWS

NICK: Seven cows are walking along a road in single file. Which cow can turn around and say, “I see six pairs of horns”?

BOBBY: The first cow, of course.

NICK: Wrong, Bobby, cows cannot talk.