Funny and Silly Jokes

A: What has 24 feet, green eyes, and a black body?

B: I don’t know—what?

A: I don’t know, either, but you’d better pick it off your neck.

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Dick: My father makes faces all day.

Bill: Why does he do that?

Dick: Because he works at a clock factory.

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Lenny: Is it bad luck when a black cat follows you?

Denny: That depends on whether you are a man or a mouse.

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A: This is a perfect spot for a picnic.

B: It must be. Fifty million insects can’t be wrong.