Silly but Smart

“What time do you get up in summer?”

“When the sun comes to my window.”

“Isn’t that very early?”

“Oh, no, my room faces north.”

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“Please tell me, teacher, do you punish a pupil if he hasn’t done anything?”

“No, I don’t.”

“Very good. I haven’t done my lessons today.”

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“Last Sunday your meat was better, waiter.”

“Oh, no, sir. It was the same meat.”