Silly Conversations

Tommy was very inattentive. He looked round, turned from one side to the other and sometimes did not listen at all to his father’s words. In the end his angry father cried out:

“I think that everything I say to you goes in at one ear and out at the other.”

Tommy thought a little and said, “Well, I think that’s what I have got two ears for.”

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New Pupil: Will this corridor take me to the second floor?

Old Pupil: No, you must walk there.

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“Can February March?”

“No, but April May.”