Funny Jim

Jim: You are wearing one red sock and one blue sock.

Joe: Yes, I know. And what’s more, I have another pair just like them at home. Isn’t it strange?

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Jim: Why don’t you take a trolley-bus home?

Jack: First of all, it’s too large, and then I know Mum is not going to let me have it at home.

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Jim: Does your mother give you anything when you are good?

Jack: No, but she gives me something when I am bad.