Funny Classroom Moments

Willie has just got a five for a map.

“Willie,” said the teacher, “this map is wonderful. Did anybody help you to draw it?”

“Oh, no, Miss Barry,” said Willie.

“Well, really, Willie? Did your father help you?”

“No, Miss Barry, my father didn’t help me. He did it all by himself.”

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Mike. The teacher gave me a two.

Father. Did you understand his question?

Mike. Of course, I did. It is he who didn’t understand my answer.

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TEACHER: Why don’t you answer, Tommy? Does my question embarrass you?

TOMMY: Oh, no, sir. I understand your question quite well. It is the answer that embarrasses me.