Clever Kids

“If the teacher does not take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave the school.”

“What did he say?”

“He told me to leave the school.”

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Teacher: Kate, which do you like better, the sun or the moon?

Kate: The moon, I think.

Teacher: Why the moon?

Kate: Because the moon comes out at night when it is dark and the sun is out during the bright light of the day when we see everything so well.

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Teacher: Jack, why are you late for school every morning?

Jack: When I come to the crossing I see the words: SCHOOL-GO SLOW!

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Teacher: If you stand with your back to the north and look to the south, what will be on your left hand?

Pete (quickly): Fingers.