English Humor

Teacher of Physics: What is the difference between lightning and electricity?
Pupil: Well, you don’t have to pay for lightning.
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Teacher: Johnny, can you define nonsense?
Johnny: Yes, teacher — an elephant hanging over a cliff with his tail tied to a flower.
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Teacher: Frank, what is a cannibal?
Frank: I don’t know, sir.
Teacher: Well, if you ate your father and mother, what would you be?
Frank: An orphan, sir.
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