A 92 Year Old Man and a Talking Frog

A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says,

“If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.”

The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog screams,

“Hey if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and make love to you for a whole month.”

The old man looks at the frog and says,

“At my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”